Cvičí manželka před televizí nahá aerobik aby se nespotila a má udělat roštěp,ale přilepí se k zemi.Když přijde manžel po pár hodinách domů,tak na ni vykuleně kouká a přemýšlí jak ji odlepit.
Nakonec jde pro souseda,který říka: Mám nápad-vezmu doma vrtačku a vyvrtám u sebe doma díru do stropu a tak nasaje vzduch a odlepí se.
Manžel na to: Seš normální,já tady mám parkety za 300.000,-Kč,to nepřipadá v úvahu.
Soused opět povídá: No nic,tak ty jí začneš lízat bradavky-ona zvlhne,pak ji přetáhnem do kuchyně a tam máš lino za 200,-Kč.

Poď, budem si spolu povídat. S tebou asi moc lidí nekamarádí, budem kamarádi jo?

:-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))), nech ho být, dopoledne tu předváděl hrozný hovadiny, to jsi neviděl

Ty si nějakej ublíženej ty chudáčku EsPe.

Dík pane Langr za tohlecto fórum, aspoň si můžu někde inteligentně pokecat s rozumnejma lidma.

Drž fekal ty blboune

Tak sem to vzhrál, sem nejvěčí debil na světě, hurá, aspoň že sem někde vyhrál.

Já sem debil a kdo je víc?

Já..s přáním všeho dobrého Ivan Langer

Tak si to nech pro svého drahého :-)

Kterej Kokotus tady erektuje ???

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To je anarchie v režiji pana Langera!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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