Na místo u policie se hlásí tři uchazeči. U pohovoru se ptají prvního: "Kolik je 2+2?" - "Eee..pět?" - "Špatně, je to čtyři, ale jen jste se trochu zmýlil, tak vás ještě vezmeme." Pak přijde druhý a ptají se ho: "Kolik je 2+2?" - "No, to bude asi tři, ne?" - "Kdepak, jsou to čtyři, ale jen jste se trochu zmýlil, tak my vás ještě vezmeme." Pak přijde třetí a toho se zeptají: "Kolik je 2+2?" - "Čtyři." - "No, je to sice správně, ale je nám líto, všechna místa jsou už obsazena!"

Poď, budem si spolu povídat. S tebou asi moc lidí nekamarádí, budem kamarádi jo?

:-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))), nech ho být, dopoledne tu předváděl hrozný hovadiny, to jsi neviděl

Ty si nějakej ublíženej ty chudáčku EsPe.

Dík pane Langr za tohlecto fórum, aspoň si můžu někde inteligentně pokecat s rozumnejma lidma.

Drž fekal ty blboune

Tak sem to vzhrál, sem nejvěčí debil na světě, hurá, aspoň že sem někde vyhrál.

Já sem debil a kdo je víc?

Já..s přáním všeho dobrého Ivan Langer

Tak si to nech pro svého drahého :-)

Kterej Kokotus tady erektuje ???

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To je anarchie v režiji pana Langera!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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